Yes, I have seen The Substance.

Waaaa-Oh-Oh-Ohhhhhhh!

The weakest Paddington film is still a total pleasure.

Gladiator Redux.

Saoirse Ronan can do no wrong in a disappointing wartime tale.

The Cannes Echo Chamber Experiment.

If nothing else, perhaps the best Trump impression to date.

In which we plow through the riches of Coppola's Emersonian mind.

Joker does tap, Gaga does crimes and Todd Phillips shorts a studio for $200 million.

A whole lot of Bond.

Has anyone called this "monumental" yet?

It's not DeNiro and Pacino, but Jude Law and Nicholas Hoult have a fair go at Heat.

Jolie shines in the least of Pablo Larraín's 'Great Women' trilogy.

In which the juice is loose.

At the very least, you'll definitely hear them scream.

In which there are too many prophecies.

In which Hugh Jackman will never be free.

In which everything is terrible all the time.

In which Mia Goth is a star.

In which it's not really about the tennis.